Jeff Stewart submitted this

Dark Mistresses: Bad girls...

Have you ever seen one of your Dark Mistresses in a torture chamber, with no idea WHY she's there and the fear that she will be killed?

Fear not! The Dark Mistresses are a prime example of the sense of humor at Bullfrog. The Dark Mistresses actually gain levels if you leave them in a torture chamber. As a matter of fact, they gravitate there automatically. It does not hurt them (at least, after 20 minutes in a TC, mine didn't lose one HP). I found a level 3 DM once and forgot about her. Then I heard screaming in my torture chamber and was happy to find that she had been spanked <cough> all the way up to level 10! WOOHOO!

(And for a grin, zoom in on a DM when they're being tortured. Kinky, no? :)

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