A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN last month. The only question asked was: 'Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?' The survey was a huge failure: - In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant. - In Eastern Europe they didn't know what 'honest' meant. - In Western Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant. - In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant. - In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant. - In Australia they didn't know what 'please' meant. - And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant. |