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@$!%@^#!! Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness Ahh.. nobody'll notice. And now vee remoof ze zubject's brain an plaiz it een ze body of ze ape. Anesthetic? What anesthetic? Anyone see where I left that scalpel? AUUGGHHH! Get it off me, get it off me! Better save that, we'll need it for the autopsy. Caffeine, 220mg. Not him, you idiot-ME! Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off Dammit, get the glue!! Dammit, I hate it when I have parts left over. Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing! Damn, there goes the light again... Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. Dr. Brahms, please refrain from sleeping in the patient. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! Fido! Fidoo! Comeback with that! Bad Dog! FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out! Hand me that ...uh ...that ...uh ...thingie... Hey! I saw something just like this on The X-Files! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before? I don't know, it isn't in the manual! I don't think that should be twitching like that. I said inject GLYCOglycrin! I thought most people had two of those. I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses. If we cut this part off it should fit nicely. It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!!! Let's see now... where's slot A? No, NOT THAT ONE!!! Now I'm sure I put his brain around here somewhere. Now what does this thing do? Now where did I put the manual? Now, which one of these did you sterilize, again? Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card? Oh no! I just lost my Rolex. Ok, think... You're back in med school, that test you failed... think..... Ok, we'll take a vote. Oops! Ouch! Quick, get the sledge hammer! Sho I sshaid ta him, 'I cain't hhave ainy more o'dat booze. I's gots taa work t-tonight.' Simmons, could you bring over the spare parts? Simmons, I told you not to keep things in your pocket! Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop Steril, schmeril. The floor's clean, right? That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?! Three-eighths! I asked for a nine-sixteenths! Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? Wasn't I wearing my wedding band/ring? Well, as long as he doesn't breathe very hard. What do you *mean* you forgot? What do you mean You want a divorce! What were we supposed to cut off again? What's this doing here? Would you like a priest? You know I can't stand the sight of blood. |