One day Ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat
breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one
piss. I tella her I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no
understand, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna
plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don’t even know the lady, and she call me sonna
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon
and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna
fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you
better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. So I go back to my room
inna hotel and there is no shits on the bed. Call the manager and tella him
I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna
shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say “Peace on you”. I say piss
on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy.