GREAT BUMPER STICKERS!
Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
If You Drink, Don't Park. Accidents Cause People.
If At First You Don't Succeed,
Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling!
Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.
It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My butt.
I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
Illiterate? Write For Help
Honk If Anything Falls Off
Cover Me. I'm Changing Lanes
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
[Seen upside down on a jeep]
Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph...
Are Also Timed for 70 mph.
Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
Boldly Going Nowhere
Cat: The Other White Meat
Caution - Driver Legally Blonde
Heart Attacks ...
God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down...
Before He Admits He is lost?
Money Isn't Everything, But Poverty Sucks!
Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.
I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?