Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness
Ahh.. nobody'll notice.
And now vee remoof ze zubject's brain an plaiz it een ze body of ze ape.
Anesthetic? What anesthetic?
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
AUUGGHHH! Get it off me, get it off me!
Better save that, we'll need it for the autopsy.
Caffeine, 220mg. Not him, you idiot-ME!
Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off
Dammit, get the glue!!
Dammit, I hate it when I have parts left over.
Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
Damn, there goes the light again...
Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
Dr. Brahms, please refrain from sleeping in the patient.
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Fido! Fidoo! Comeback with that! Bad Dog!
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
Hand me that ...uh ...that ...uh ...thingie...
Hey! I saw something just like this on The X-Files!
Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
I don't know, it isn't in the manual!
I don't think that should be twitching like that.
I said inject GLYCOglycrin!
I thought most people had two of those.
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
If we cut this part off it should fit nicely.
It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!!!
Let's see now... where's slot A?
No, NOT THAT ONE!!!
Now I'm sure I put his brain around here somewhere.
Now what does this thing do?
Now where did I put the manual?
Now, which one of these did you sterilize, again?
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
Ok, think... You're back in med school, that test you failed... think.....
Ok, we'll take a vote.
Quick, get the sledge hammer!
Sho I sshaid ta him, 'I cain't hhave ainy more o'dat booze. I's gots taa work t-tonight.'
Simmons, could you bring over the spare parts?
Simmons, I told you not to keep things in your pocket!
Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop
Steril, schmeril. The floor's clean, right?
That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
Three-eighths! I asked for a nine-sixteenths!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Wasn't I wearing my wedding band/ring?
Well, as long as he doesn't breathe very hard.
What do you *mean* you forgot?
What do you mean You want a divorce!
What were we supposed to cut off again?
What's this doing here?
Would you like a priest?
You know I can't stand the sight of blood.