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**Our experienced mother will care for your child. Fenced yards, meals and smacks included.
**Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
**Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting off head illusion.
**We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
**For sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
**Wanted: hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.
**Wanted: man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.